New Bengals wide receiver Terrell Owens missed his overnight flight to Cincinnati last night. His press conference, originally scheduled for this morning, had to be rescheduled for this evening after practice, and it was unclear whether he would make it to training camp in time to work out today.
Given T.O.'s history with off-the-field antics, this leads me to wonder why he missed his flight. So, I am taking a poll, which will be rendered irrelevant once the real reason surfaces. What do you guys think?
1) He went clubbin'.
2) He fell asleep.
3) He went clubbin' and then fell asleep.
4) He was on the phone all night having a heart-to-heart and tearful conversation with Carson Palmer, his new quarterback.
5) He did it just to draw attention to himself.
6) Chad Ochocinco recommended he do it to draw attention to himself.
7) He was up all night thinking of touchdown celebrations.
8) He was running late for reasons beyond his control.
9) Any other ideas?
Hmmm ... it does not seem like he is thinking about how his high-paying position assumes that he will be responsible and show on time to appointments. But, to give him the benefit of the doubt, perhaps he forgot something important at home (like his football or outfit for the press conference), made a wrong turn, got stuck in traffic, could not find a parking space, or was delayed in the security check point.
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